aazure:

fairyspork:

megghimelara:

Horror make-up!!

What the fuck do you mean make-up

ahs is fucking amazing

(via n-0p-e)

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

sarahsizzites:

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

(Source: bunnyhug)

hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

vanehwasreal:

i a mfucking laughing so hard jesuss i thought id found my boyfriend’s porn folder and i was like “hehehe what’s this gif” because it looked super porny in the preview so i click it and

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marshmallowviscera:

people talkin like “I thought this was supposed to be the future where are my flying cars”

yall do know that surgeons recently 3D printed a new skull for a woman and that we have machines who learn and recognize themselves in mirrors and recently we found a galaxy that SHOULDN’T EXIST

like

fuck flying cars, guys

whosfuckingbad:

maltese-vulcan:

french-verbz:

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

(Source: alexbam2006, via domenlc)

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

(Source: blackwithmoreblack, via coleyyoung)

buzzfeed:

These Brazilian kids have been learning English by gently correcting celebrities’ grammar on Twitter. 

(via coleyyoung)

There’s A Lake Where You Can Swim With Jellyfish That Won’t Sting You

alejandrostravel:

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There is a magical lake in the Rock Islands of Palau where you can swim with the jellyfish worry-free.

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The lake became a tourist attraction and people can go swimming and snorkeling with them.

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The jellyfish lost their stingers over the years because they don’t need them to fight off predators.

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Learn more about the land of friendly, magical jellyfish.

(via demexo)

vibesfromtheabstract:

lelaid:

This is too good to not post.


this is important

vibesfromtheabstract:

lelaid:

This is too good to not post.

this is important

(via im-just-ty)

obscurityandbeyond:

I’ve never felt more understood about why I have a beard

rainydayrez:

Subtlety will get you nothing

rainydayrez:

Subtlety will get you nothing

solo-bowtie22:

LMFAOO TRUEEEEE😭👌

solo-bowtie22:

LMFAOO TRUEEEEE😭👌